Horror movies are notorious for mixing the macabre of death with the allure of raunchy sex. However, a few films have stepped beyond that boundary and put together scenes of such sexual deviance, that they are worthy of a top ten list. Ah yes, and here we have it, the top ten x-rated death scenes!
10. Snakes on a Plane (2006) - Samuel L. Jackson may have turned this film into a parody of itself, but it does address man’s greatest fear: what if a snake jumps out of a toilet and latches itself onto my junk? No, seriously, what do you do then?
9. Dr. Giggles (1992) - When the doctor is in town, there is trouble! But when he gives you a bedside visit, you are screwed. For whatever reason, Dr. Giggles deems that his next victim should die via needle to the genitals. It is gross!
8. Seven (1995) - Kevin Spacey does a great job of teaching people about their sins. But when he decides to teach a deviant and a prostitute a lesson in lust, his choice of a razor sharp strap-on is just heinous.
7. Jackhammer Massacre (2004) – While a relatively unknown flick, the scene where the deranged, drug addicted, ex-business professional exacts his dead friends revenge by jackhammering his sister’s friend in the butt is just priceless!
6. Teeth (2007) – The concept of Teeth is truly nothing novel or new. However, when a young girl finds happiness in her life by seducing her freak brother, then using her vagina dentata (teeth inside of her vagina) to lop of his penis, well then, that’s when you have a movie!
5. 2001 Maniacs (2004) – Most of the deaths in this film are based on the literary tactic known as irony. However, watching a gay guy take a huge flagpole up his rectum will not fail to amaze onlookers for years to come.
4. A Clockwork Orange (1971) – A Clockwork Orange is a classic film. But, watching Alex struggle with an old sex hound is funny. When he finally decides to smash the ladies face with her own penis shaped statue is cinematic genius!
3. Hostel 2 (2007) – The first Hostel pushed the boundaries for the torture porn genre. It wasn’t until Hostel 2, however, that we finally got to see a man have his penis chopped off and feed to a dog. Come on, it was about time, right?
2. Sleepaway Camp (1983) – This film tends to top many lists for it’s uncouth ending. But midway through the flick, Angela Baker decides to do away with her troublesome camp counselor by sticking a curling iron into her vagina. Rumor has it that originally the director was going to show this shot in detail, but scrapped the plan in order to avoid an X rating!
1. Last House on the Left (1972) – While Wes Cravens classic is a little outdated, watching an aging mother exact her revenge against the gang of misfits that killed her daughter by taking one outside and biting off his penis is simply unforgettable.
